Stupid stuff from keyord searches

My lens is still broken, I am still broken, I can't do productive stuff, have to wait and see. But since someone lured me into that, and I need to pass some time, I'll go to the classic posting of funny keyword searches that made people visit my blog (together with my smart-ass comments), maybe this will bring a smile to the face of one or two persons. Have fun.

The Bridal Department

• bride panties - I swear, I don't know anything about that :)
• bride with no panties photos - hmmm.... we can start talking...
• brides show their panties - where? let me bring the camera...
• the bride erotic - lucky you?
• drunk mariaj - don't do that! just don't.

The Panties Department

• are you looking at my knickers - I don't know, should I?
• are you looking at my panties - can't deny nor acknowledge.
• do you want to look at my panties - thanks for the invitation.
• i want to show you my panties - I can't disappoint a lady, sure.
• he was looking at my panties - she complains now?
• my man in my panties photos - i have a feeling that may hurt...

The Beauty Department

• perfect 10 blonde blue eyes 33 - yes please.
• show me girls close eyes photo - someone got my weakness...
• beautiful contact lenses - if you ask me, naturals are better.

The Me Department

• model from hell - i don't do that often, but from time to time people do use me as a model

The Naughty Department

• a picture of a girl not wearing any clothes - again, yes please.
• ero shou - leanr to spell.
• hookers in bucharest - maybe at the above mentioned "shou"?
• where to find a girl in cluj - last time I visited the city of Cluj Napoca, there were a lot of girls there. Oh, do you want a nice one, or an available one? Sorry.
• focus girls sexy college girl - should be they from Cluj or Bucharest?
• most beautiful and sexy porn stars photos - certainly, you are on the right blog.
• blonde bikini filterui:imagesize-large - surely you want the imagesize to be large? Not other things?

The WTF Department

• you tub - me tub?
• comics strips love story - a girl, a boy, maybe another boy, plenty of broken hearts.
• baldur's gate sexy portraits - OK, I am sold.
• fbl goth - methinks he's watching too much TV.

The Linux Department

• fedora sexy woman$ - uh, Fedora is Free as in Freedom, do you know something about the "$"?
• fedora linux sexy hot wallpapers - yes, in Fedora 14 we have waterfalls, lakes, skies, forests and so on...
• sexy linux girl fedora tattoo - hmmm.... he knows something...

The Better World Department

• nicu fundraising campaigns - sure, I can use some new, better lens.
• cum sa faci aparate de bani - nope, the money aren't supposed to be fake.
• mititei la grill - at least that... Don't forget the beer.

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